Savage merch for truth-tellers, professional pot-stirrers, and people who say what everyone else is thinking. Plus the AI that roasts you harder than your group chat.
My garden time is for your safety. This clean and bold tee features the phrase in a beautiful red-to-orange cursive script with a tomato sitting on top and a carrot on the side.
Perfect for the gardener who uses their plants as an excuse to disappear from society. Whether you’re growing veggies or just protecting your peace, this shirt says it loud and clear. Soft, comfortable, and guaranteed to keep the small talk at a safe distance.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
