Unisex Sweatshirt Tired

You’re running on fumes, the world is loud, and somehow you’re still the one stirring the pot.
This Gildan 18000 unisex crewneck sweatshirt features our signature “Dead Tired. Still Causing Problems.” design — a hooded skeleton gripping a steaming mug of pure Chaos Fuel, dripping with that signature Shit Stir Co. attitude. Soft, heavyweight fleece that feels like a warm middle finger to the morning. Perfect for the chronically over it, the professionally chaotic, and anyone who shows up looking half-dead but somehow still manages to start something.
Wear it when you’re running on spite and caffeine. Wear it when you should be sleeping but you’re out here causing mild inconvenience instead. Wear it because “rested” was never the goal.
Soft. Cozy. Unbothered. Dangerously functional.

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk
• Classic fit
• 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem

Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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