Unisex Sweatshirt Boos and BS

Not here for the candy. Not here for the cute costumes.
You’re here for the boos… and the bullshit.
This Gildan 18000 unisex crewneck features four absolute menaces in sheet form throwing the most unhinged Halloween party you’ve ever seen. One’s flipping double birds, one’s chugging, one’s stirring the cauldron of pure chaos, and the last one’s holding a jack-o’-lantern like it’s a trophy. Purple sludge everywhere, speakers blasting, bottles scattered, skulls on the ground — pure Shit Stir energy.
Soft, heavyweight fleece that feels like a warm middle finger to anyone still trying to take Halloween too seriously. Perfect for the people who show up to the party already looking for trouble, the ones who turn “just a few drinks” into a full-blown incident, and anyone whose spirit animal is a drunk ghost with zero filter.
Wear it when you’re ready to cause problems on purpose.
Wear it when the only thing scarier than the costume is your attitude.
Wear it because “well-behaved” was never on the guest list.

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk
• Classic fit
• 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem

Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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