Savage merch for truth-tellers, professional pot-stirrers, and people who say what everyone else is thinking. Plus the AI that roasts you harder than your group chat.
I am the problem.
Some people spend their whole lives trying to fix everything.
Others just own it.
This bold design is for the professional pot-stirrers, chaos agents, and truth-tellers who already know they’re the disruption in the room — and wear it like a badge of honor.
No apology. No soft edges. Just the truth, loud and clear.
We don’t make polite merch.
This one makes that obvious.
Wear it. Own it. Be the problem.
• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142.4 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Cover-stitched collar
• 2″ (5 cm) ribbed cuffs
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
