Savage merch for truth-tellers, professional pot-stirrers, and people who say what everyone else is thinking. Plus the AI that roasts you harder than your group chat.
Chaos Coordinator.
That’s not a job title. It’s a lifestyle.
This bold graffiti-style design hits with dripping teal bubble letters, hard white outlines, paint splatters, and pure street-art energy. Zero polite filter.
It’s for the ones who somehow keep the whole shitshow on the rails (or at least make it look intentional). Parents of tiny tornadoes. Teachers. Managers. Event planners. Truth-tellers. Anyone who’s ever been told “I don’t know how you do it all.”
We don’t make polite merch.
This is the proof.
Wear it. Coordinate the chaos. Stir some more.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
