Skip to product information
1 of 1

Chaos Coordinator

Chaos Coordinator

Regular price $23.50 USD
Regular price Sale price $23.50 USD
Sale Sold out
For the moms who don’t just manage the chaos — they fucking direct it.
You’re the ringmaster of this three-ring disaster: juggling to-do lists, snack demands, appointments, and random bullshit while still somehow keeping the show running. Coffee in one hand, clipboard in the other, zero apologies.
This design is for the women who run the household like a goddamn circus and still look good doing it.
Printed on the ultra-soft Comfort Colors 1717 Unisex Garment-Dyed Heavyweight T-Shirt — that broken-in, heavyweight feel that gets more comfortable with every wash.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras

Size guide

  WIDTH (inches) LENGTH (inches) SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches)
S 18 ¼ 26 ⅝ 16 ¼
M 20 ¼ 28 17 ¾
L 22 29 ⅜ 19
XL 24 30 ¾ 20 ½
2XL 26 31 ⅝ 21 ¾
3XL 27 ¾ 32 ½ 23 ¼
4XL 29 ¾ 33 ½ 24 ⅝
Color
Size
Quantity

In stock

View full details

Collapsible content

Collapsible row

Collapsible row

Collapsible row