Gym · Ember sample
Fourth Iron
Front: Fourth Iron. Back: “We saw you skip legs.”
SAMPLE · NOT FOR USE
See the Ember ad sampleUNIFORM
Staff shirts for shops that don’t do polite.
Crew tees and long-sleeves for bars, gyms, nightlife, and shop floors. Send your logo and what you want on it. We send a proof. Printed after you order. 5–8 business days. Not a monthly subscription. Not on the ads bill.
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Custom run
Bars & nightlife
Crew tees that match the room. No polite slogans unless you ask for them.
Custom run
Gyms
Staff shirts for the floor. Same print-after-you-order rules.
Custom run
Shop floors
Tees and long-sleeves for the people who actually work there.
Sample crew shirts.
The same four fictional shops from the ad samples. Watermarked SAMPLE — not for use. Samples wear our pink. Your run uses your logo and your colors.
Tattoo · Spark sample
Needle Left
Front: Needle Left. Back: “What a prick.”
SAMPLE · NOT FOR USE
See the Spark ad sampleShop / garage · Heat sample
Bay Three
Front: Bay Three. Back: “You heard it. You ignored it.”
SAMPLE · NOT FOR USE
See the Heat ad sampleCoffee · Full fire sample
Side Counter
Front: Side Counter. Back: “Your pod could never.”
SAMPLE · NOT FOR USE
See the Full fire ad sampleStart a crew shirt.
Business name, an email, the shirt, the colors, and your logo file. That’s it. We send a proof and a quote. Your company code shows up after your first paid order.
How a run works
What we print
Garments
Unisex tees and long-sleeves. Same blanks as the public shop.
What to send
Your logo file
PNG or SVG. The real file, not a screenshot of your homepage. That is what we print from.
Turnaround
5–8 days after print
Printed after you order. No fake sales. Rush only if we say yes in writing.