{"product_id":"i-dont-speed","title":"I don't speed","description":"I don’t speed. I just arrive aggressively. Bold cyan, yellow, and red dripping graffiti on a 20oz mug from Shit Stir Co.\u003cbr\u003e\nFull product description:\u003cbr\u003e\nI DON’T SPEED.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nI JUST ARRIVE\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nAGGRESSIVELY.\u003cbr\u003e\nThat’s not a confession. That’s a driving style.\u003cbr\u003e\nCyan on “I DON’T SPEED,” dripping yellow on “I JUST ARRIVE,” red on “AGGRESSIVELY.” Same raw graffiti style — brush strokes, heavy drips, paint splatters, zero chill.\u003cbr\u003e\nMade for the ones who:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nMake time without making excuses\u003cbr\u003e\nLive in the left lane of life\u003cbr\u003e\nGet there first and still need coffee\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nHigh-contrast colors that stay loud on this 20oz white mug.\u003cbr\u003e\nHand-wash recommended.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe speed limit is a suggestion. The attitude is not.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• Tapered stainless steel body\u003cbr\u003e\n• Transparent press-in plastic lid\u003cbr\u003e\n• Capacity: 20 oz (600 ml)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Height: 6.77″ (17.20 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Diameter: 2.83″–3.39″ (7.20 cm–8.60 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Weight: 11.04 oz (313 g)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Double-walled vacuum seal insulation\u003cbr\u003e\n• Glossy finish\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dishwasher-safe\u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank product sourced from China","brand":"Shit Stir Co","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":60203604770897,"sku":"9143412_23470","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1051\/9629\/0129\/files\/tapered-stainless-steel-tumbler-20-oz-white-20oz-front-6a8ef63f806ae.jpg?v=1787754063","url":"https:\/\/shitstirco.com\/products\/i-dont-speed","provider":"Shit Stir Co","version":"1.0","type":"link"}