{"product_id":"caffeine-and-bad-decisions","title":"Caffeine and bad decisions","description":"This mug contains caffeine \u0026amp; bad decisions. Hot pink to orange dripping graffiti with the official Shit Stir Co. stamp for the ones who run on both.\u003cbr\u003e\nFull product description (recommended for the page):\u003cbr\u003e\nTHIS MUG CONTAINS\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nCAFFEINE \u0026amp;\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nBAD DECISIONS\u003cbr\u003e\nSome people drink coffee for focus.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nYou drink it for the plot.\u003cbr\u003e\nThis design is pure Shit Stir Co. — bold white on top, hot pink melting into electric orange on the big words, lime green and yellow stars, paint splatters everywhere, and the official tongue-out logo locked at the bottom. It looks like the wall of a very questionable decision at 7 a.m.\u003cbr\u003e\nMade for the ones who:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nAlready know the second cup is a risk\u003cbr\u003e\nTreat caffeine as both fuel and permission\u003cbr\u003e\nHave a highlight reel of “I should not have said that” moments\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe gradient pops hard on black, white, or any solid tumbler. Same raw street-art energy as the rest of the collection — drips, splatters, stars, and zero regret.\u003cbr\u003e\nAvailable on our 25 oz and 40 oz tumblers (and matching shirts).\u003cbr\u003e\nHand-wash recommended.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe bad decisions are included free of charge.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• Made with stainless steel\u003cbr\u003e\n• Hand-wash only\u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank product sourced from China\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n25 oz (739 ml) size:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• Height: 7.9″ (20 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Upper diameter: 3.3″ (8.4 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Bottom diameter: 2.7″ (7 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Comes with a plastic press-in lid\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n40 oz (1183 ml) size:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• Height: 10.4″ (26.5 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Upper diameter: 3.9″ (9.9 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Bottom diameter: 2.9″ (7.4 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Comes with a plastic straw and screw-on lid\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nCaution! To prevent steam pressure buildup, always open the lid before placing it on a hot drink.\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"size-guide-title\"\u003eSize guide\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"table-responsive dynamic\" data-unit-system=\"imperial\"\u003e\u003ctable cellpadding=\"5\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eB (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eC (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eD (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eE (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e25 oz\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e3 ¼\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e7 ⅞\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e4 ⅝\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e3 ⅜\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e2 ¾\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e40 oz\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e4 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e10 ⅜\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e5 ¼\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e3 ⅞\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e2 ⅞\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Shit Stir Co","offers":[{"title":"25 oz","offer_id":60194424127569,"sku":"9421322_16440","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"40 oz","offer_id":60194424160337,"sku":"9421322_19514","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1051\/9629\/0129\/files\/travel-mug-with-a-handle-white-25-oz-front-6a8da0ffec69b.jpg?v=1787666706","url":"https:\/\/shitstirco.com\/products\/caffeine-and-bad-decisions","provider":"Shit Stir Co","version":"1.0","type":"link"}